A Little Less Crazy...
Just for anyone who was wondering, the trip back wasn't nearly as eventful as the first trip. Phew =-)! We boarded, flew and landed on time and I wasn't sitting next to any psycho Samoan's or anything like that. Now please readers, don't think I have it out for Samoan's in this insanely PC world of ours....I just like the way it sounds and I think he was.
The only real thing of interest in the airport and on my flight was a guy who looked like he was in the WWE (isn't that what they renamed the WWF?). My Pop and I commented how he totally looked like a wrestler with his massive build and his long locks that were topped with a cowboy hat and shades (even in the airport). Well, he was one of those "spiffy" first class people, so you walk by them when you go to your meager coach seat. So I smiled just to be nice and I noticed a few seconds later (we were moving very slowly as people loaded their carry-ons) that he had nestled his funky cowboy-like hat lower on his head so people couldn't see his face. I thought maybe he was planning to take a nap, but since he was looking at the paper that wasn't it. I don't know if my small smile is what triggered this event (if so then my goodness - after the psycho Samoan I must really need to work on that smile!!!), but come on now!!!! I assume there was a modicum of possibility that he was some famous wrestler guy, but it's not like I ever actually choose to WATCH wrestling! Sure I took in some episodes of "Hogan Knows Best" when VH1 was having a marathon, but that's it. So if you are a famous wrestler and my smile somehow unnerves you, then RELAX - I Don't Know Who You Are!!!! I'm not about to blow a cover that I don't even know if you have! However, I would like to suggest to all of the famous wrestlers out there who don't want to be recognized (if he was indeed one).....granted, your massive physique is hard to hide, but certain elements of your "trademark" look can probably be covered.....If you have long hair, you can always put it into a low ponytail and that shouldn't wreak any sort of havoc on all of the hard work done by your hot oil treatments, plus - if you're the funky-cowboy hat wearing type, try switching to a baseball cap - it stands doesn't stand out nearly as much (except possibly in places like Texas =-p).
And as for me, I'm back to whatever existence it is I have up here, and in evident need of practicing my smile so it doesn't alarm the masses.
The only real thing of interest in the airport and on my flight was a guy who looked like he was in the WWE (isn't that what they renamed the WWF?). My Pop and I commented how he totally looked like a wrestler with his massive build and his long locks that were topped with a cowboy hat and shades (even in the airport). Well, he was one of those "spiffy" first class people, so you walk by them when you go to your meager coach seat. So I smiled just to be nice and I noticed a few seconds later (we were moving very slowly as people loaded their carry-ons) that he had nestled his funky cowboy-like hat lower on his head so people couldn't see his face. I thought maybe he was planning to take a nap, but since he was looking at the paper that wasn't it. I don't know if my small smile is what triggered this event (if so then my goodness - after the psycho Samoan I must really need to work on that smile!!!), but come on now!!!! I assume there was a modicum of possibility that he was some famous wrestler guy, but it's not like I ever actually choose to WATCH wrestling! Sure I took in some episodes of "Hogan Knows Best" when VH1 was having a marathon, but that's it. So if you are a famous wrestler and my smile somehow unnerves you, then RELAX - I Don't Know Who You Are!!!! I'm not about to blow a cover that I don't even know if you have! However, I would like to suggest to all of the famous wrestlers out there who don't want to be recognized (if he was indeed one).....granted, your massive physique is hard to hide, but certain elements of your "trademark" look can probably be covered.....If you have long hair, you can always put it into a low ponytail and that shouldn't wreak any sort of havoc on all of the hard work done by your hot oil treatments, plus - if you're the funky-cowboy hat wearing type, try switching to a baseball cap - it stands doesn't stand out nearly as much (except possibly in places like Texas =-p).
And as for me, I'm back to whatever existence it is I have up here, and in evident need of practicing my smile so it doesn't alarm the masses.
posted by The Shababbler at 12:25 PM
4 Comments:
Okay - I just changed it so there has to be word verification to comment, but do any of you who use this site know if there is a way to delete comments after they are made? I don't think there is =-(.
Let me just say that MJ rocks because she sent me the link of how to get rid of unwanted comments (spam or not).....Yay MJ!!!!
No problem, Shababbler :) I read someone's blog recently and her complaints were she received 5 comments and all of them were SPAM comments. She got mad and e-mailed Blogger about it. That is how I knew the solution to your dilemma.
Shababbler, thank you for the comments!!! You put a smile on my face :D
Yay MJ!!!
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